Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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