The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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