W. C. Fields on religious
W. C. Fields96 quotes“I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.”
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I drink therefore I am.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields
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