When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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