Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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