Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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