Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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