Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYAll parents experience the same problems.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Only stupid one’s.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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