I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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