I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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