Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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