I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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