Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBYGive me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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