Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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