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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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