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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World

You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.

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