Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYThat’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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