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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Bill Cosby

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

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