All parents experience the same problems.
BILL COSBYThat’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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