Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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