As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Only stupid one’s.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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