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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

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