When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Only stupid one’s.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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