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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
BILL COSBY

Problem Technology Thinking
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBY

Children End Friendship Myself Play

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