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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself

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