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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young

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