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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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