Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBYYou can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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