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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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