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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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