Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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