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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst

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