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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

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