The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINThe most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAIN