If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAIN