Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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