When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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