If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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