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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

Will Rogers

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics

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