All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINEveryone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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