Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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