“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Common sense ain’t common.

The heart is a beautiful garden that needs to be regularly cleaned of weeds, i.e. forgiving those who made you angry. This makes room for really good things.

I always say, ‘Eat clean to stay fit; have a burger to stay sane.’

Less stuff means less to clean, less to worry about, and less distraction & more savings.

Cleanliness is next to godliness yall! was dem hands!

Those who fight corruption should be clean themselves.

There are times, young fellah, when every one of us must make a stand for human right and justice, or you never feel clean again.

It is our responsibility to leave this planet cleaner and greener.

Simple can be harder than complex. You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple.