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Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play

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