I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINThe dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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