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Mark Twain Quote - The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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