Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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