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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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