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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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