There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSAll I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSA fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSI don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS