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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Will Rogers

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERS

Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money

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