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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman

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