The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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