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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage

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