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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble

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