The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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