Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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