Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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