The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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