I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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