When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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