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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

Bob Hope

I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
BOB HOPE

Actors Oscar Reassuring
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPE

Four Girl Lives Sheltered
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPE

Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Running
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPE

Funny Rain Weather
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPE

Golf Swimming Work Out
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

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