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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

Bob Hope

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

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