I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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