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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Bob Hope

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

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