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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

Bob Hope

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

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