It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPEBe happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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