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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

Bob Hope

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

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