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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Bob Hope

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

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