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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Bob Hope

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

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