America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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