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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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