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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play

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