You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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