Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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