I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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