Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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