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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

Bob Hope

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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