When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPEI can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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