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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

Bob Hope

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

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