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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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