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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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