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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

Bob Hope

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

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