I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
BOB HOPEWhen she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
More Bob Hope Quotes
-
-
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPE -
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPE -
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPE -
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPE -
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPE -
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPE -
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE -
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
BOB HOPE -
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPE -
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPE -
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPE -
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPE -
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE -
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPE -
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPE