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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful

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