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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Bob Hope

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
BOB HOPE

Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPE

Funny Golf Same Time Together

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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