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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying

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