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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous

I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

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