Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Bjork
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPEKissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I made that picture, and then suddenly the whole situation closed in again. And it became bedlam.(On the 1968 shooting of U.S. presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy.)
BILL EPPRIDGEBill Eppridge
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