Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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