Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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