US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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