People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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