I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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